neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

(Source: moonpurinsu)

oakynymph:

do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

thisisdaltonsusername:

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

As a guy who has met several fathers as they polished their shotguns, I support this

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

Tatiana Maslany Script to Screen: 2x01 Table Reading
With her main characters, they’re so close to her now. It’s amazing to watch how quickly Tatiana can emotionally access these characters. - Graeme Manson

rivertrash:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

"also the artist was punched in the face"

art is truly dead

rivertrash:

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

"also the artist was punched in the face"

art is truly dead

soldiergaga:

capngorgeous:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…

http://www.watch2gether.com/this will fix that problem :)

soldiergaga:

capngorgeous:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

i cant tell you how much this cartoon means to me…

http://www.watch2gether.com/

this will fix that problem :)

Musical theater can save you, even if only for two or three hours at a time.

(Source: grumpysalmon)

(Source: elevamy)

marbleslab:

oh my…

marbleslab:

oh my…

(Source: solisseblog)

http://atomsmute.tumblr.com/post/100271952883/lemonsharks-yemite-sarah531-the-other-day

lemonsharks:

yemite:

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity…