things i want from a relationship:
- musical theatre duets
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
- "Worst birthday party ever." - Next to Normal and Company
- "Why am I sympathizing with all of these murderers?" - Chicago and Assassins
- "Big, scary antagonist tries to steal the meek male protagonist’s love interest, but the antagonist eventually kills himself by accident." - Little…
His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”
The entertainment industry was today warning fans of the popular HBO series Game Of Thrones to be avoid ‘at all costs’ a series of books by a rogue enthusiast named George R.R. Martin, who has written five whole volumes consisting solely of spoilers for the popular television show. “This man is dangerous and wants to ruin everyone’s enjoyment of a much-loved fantasy drama.” said executive producer D. B. Weiss. “It’s a sad symptom of today’s ‘binge’ culture that people can’t just wait and enjoy things as they are released. They want everything at once.” “I cannot stress quite how irresponsible it is for someone to write out the whole series, add more detail, go back in time and then publish it for innocent people to purchase and read thus spoiling the series for them. Who does this Martin guy think he is?” Some of the books in question, which add up to a total of some 4,200 pages, contain so many spoilers that they have had to be split into volumes. HBO executives are investigating how Martin is able to work on new editions set far in advance of the current TV series.
Ah yes…the infamous bubble barriers. They appear once to move the plot along, are speculated by Ivan and Garet to be a sign that some Psynergy activates when they really need it, and promptly disappear from the plot for the rest of the series, only to be dragged up again and again by the fan community to explain away things that might seem unbelievable.
"How are your grades?"
"What are you doing at university?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you leave uni?"
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show